
Actor
Bert Kreischer
Born 1972 · St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine", is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor. In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel. He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life. He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on the All Things Comedy network. He is also the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura, and co-host of the Bill Bert podcast with actor and comedian Bill Burr.
Acting

The Shield
Alfred · 2002

The Loud House
Rip Hardcore (voice) · 2016

Conan
Self · 2010

Good Mythical Morning
Self · 2012

Hot Ones
Self · 2015

The Machine
Bert · 2023

Bert Kreischer: Secret Time
Himself · 2018

Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Self · 2003

Bert Kreischer: The Machine
Himself · 2016

Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy
Self · 2020

The Roast of Tom Brady
Self · 2024

Free Bert
Bert Kreischer · 2026

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Self - Guest · 2014

Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle
Self · 2023

Snacked
Self · 2021

Dr Phil LIVE!
Self · 2023

The Comedy Store
Self · 2020

Bert Kreischer: Lucky
Self · 2025

Straight Up Steve Austin
Self · 2019

The Cabin with Bert Kreischer
Self · 2020

Best of Stand-up 2020
Self · 2020

The Jennifer Hudson Show
Self · 2022

Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Self · 2002

Trip Flip
Self · 2012
