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Stealing Rembrandt
“They did the robbery of the century - They just didn't know it”
60%
Movie
1h 49m
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Stealing Rembrandt (2003) — AI movie analysis
WatchMind AI generated this AI analysis of Stealing Rembrandt (2003) — a movie tagged as Action and Comedy with funny moods and fast-paced pacing.
Story & themes: Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And w… Our models also surface themes such as ai and family from synopsis and genre signals.
Watch context: Best suited for date night and casual background watching. Expect fast-paced storytelling (~109 min).
Community signal: TMDb members rate Stealing Rembrandt 60% (37 votes) — solid community ratings for this movie.
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60%
from 37 TMDb votes
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Synopsis
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
Quick facts
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- Movie
- Status
- Released
- Release date
- 2003-05-17
- Runtime
- 1h 49m
- TMDB rating
- 6.0
- TMDB ID
- 11196
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What is Stealing Rembrandt about?
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks... This is the official synopsis available via TMDb community metadata.
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How long is the movie Stealing Rembrandt?
The official runtime for Stealing Rembrandt is approximately 109 minutes.
Cast & crew
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Cast
Lars Brygmann
Mick
Jakob Cedergren
Tom
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Kenneth
Nicolas Bro
Jimmy
Sonja Richter
Trine
Søren Pilmark
Bæk
Gordon Kennedy
Christian
Paprika Steen
Charlotte
Ulf Pilgaard
Flemming
Thomas W. Gabrielsson
Erik
Ole Ernst
Frank
Nikolaj Lie Kaas
Carsten
Patrick O'Kane
Nigel
Martin Wenner
Toby
Søren Poppel
Allan Rocker
Michael Fabricius Sand
Johansen
John Martinus
Kustode
- N
Niels Andersen
Museumsdirektør
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