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Pretty Dead Things
“Death Never Looked This Good”
35%
Movie
1h 30m
AI Analysis
Pretty Dead Things (2006) — AI movie analysis
WatchMind AI generated this AI analysis of Pretty Dead Things (2006) — a movie tagged as Horror and Comedy with dark and funny moods and fast-paced pacing.
Story & themes: Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn… Our models also surface themes such as revenge from synopsis and genre signals.
Watch context: Best suited for date night and casual background watching. Expect fast-paced storytelling (~90 min).
Community signal: TMDb members rate Pretty Dead Things 35% (2 votes) — polarizing or niche appeal for this movie.
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Pretty Dead Things suits viewers who want a dark and funny film — check the trailer and reviews before committing a full evening.
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TMDb audience score
35%
from 2 TMDb votes
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Synopsis
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
Quick facts
- Type
- Movie
- Status
- Released
- Release date
- 2006-10-26
- Runtime
- 1h 30m
- TMDB rating
- 3.5
- TMDB ID
- 186574
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What is Pretty Dead Things about?
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. ... This is the official synopsis available via TMDb community metadata.
Is there an AI analysis for Pretty Dead Things?
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How long is the movie Pretty Dead Things?
The official runtime for Pretty Dead Things is approximately 90 minutes.
Cast & crew
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Directors & writers
Cast

Patrick Pitu
Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

William DeCoff
John Welles

Danielle Lozeau
Jennifer Bond
- A
Ashley Eaton
Shelby St. Exxmin
- R
Ross Kelly
Rex Van Horn
- A
Alexandra Johnson
Female Stripper
- S
Salvatore Marchese
Mayor Bowden
- J
Jason Witter
Shane Starkweather
- J
Jennifer Scharf
Keller
- D
Donald Foley
Moe Blu
- R
Robert Jude Buco
Club Hell Janitor

Heather Cooney
Cheery Jogger

Caleb Emerson
Big Jake
- R
Robin L. Watkins
Billy Oswald
- C
Christopher Calcagni
Sinclair the Fluffer
- A
A. Michael Dias Jr.
S&M Whipping Boy
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