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Zero redeeming qualities outside maybe lead "actress" Elina Madison was pretty cute. **0.5/5**
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Minty the Assassin
“A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.”
19%
Movie
1h 20m
AI Analysis
Minty the Assassin (2009) — AI movie analysis
WatchMind AI generated this AI analysis of Minty the Assassin (2009) — a movie tagged as Action, Adventure, and Comedy with dark, funny, cerebral, and tense moods and fast-paced pacing.
Story & themes: MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fig… Our models also surface themes such as ai and survival from synopsis and genre signals.
Watch context: Best suited for date night and casual background watching. Expect fast-paced storytelling (~80 min).
Community signal: TMDb members rate Minty the Assassin 19% (7 votes) — polarizing or niche appeal for this movie.
AI verdict
Minty the Assassin suits viewers who want a dark and funny film — check the trailer and reviews before committing a full evening.
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TMDb audience score
19%
from 7 TMDb votes
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Synopsis
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
Quick facts
- Type
- Movie
- Status
- Released
- Release date
- 2009-08-07
- Runtime
- 1h 20m
- TMDB rating
- 1.9
- TMDB ID
- 71612
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What is Minty the Assassin about?
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG B... This is the official synopsis available via TMDb community metadata.
Is there an AI analysis for Minty the Assassin?
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How long is the movie Minty the Assassin?
The official runtime for Minty the Assassin is approximately 80 minutes.
Cast & crew
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Directors & writers
Cast
Elina Madison
Minty
Anthony Ray Parker
Big Boss
Tabitha Taylor
Double Delicious
- C
Chip Joslin
Dr. Brain Bender
- J
Jacki R. Chan
Molly Leviathan
- H
Hawk Younkins
Captain Capability
Ricardo Mamood-Vega
Zen Cowboy
David A. Lockhart
Rat Monster
- N
Nora J. Novak
Cute Postal Woman
- J
Jade English
Hot Security Guard
McKay Stewart
Sensational Ninja
- E
Elan Hom
Bruce Zee (as Elan Tom)
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Zero redeeming qualities outside maybe lead "actress" Elina Madison was pretty cute. **0.5/5**
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