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I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just…
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Machete Kills
“Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more.”
56%
Movie
1h 48m
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Story & themes: Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet. Our models also surface themes such as ai and war from synopsis and genre signals.
Watch context: Best suited for general audiences. Expect fast-paced storytelling (~108 min).
Community signal: TMDb members rate Machete Kills 56% (2,034 votes) — mixed but watchable scores for this movie.
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Synopsis
Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
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- Movie
- Status
- Released
- Release date
- 2013-09-12
- Runtime
- 1h 48m
- TMDB rating
- 5.6
- TMDB ID
- 106747
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Directors & writers
Cast

Danny Trejo
Machete

Mel Gibson
Voz

Demián Bichir
Mendez

Amber Heard
Miss San Antonio

Michelle Rodriguez
Luz

Sofía Vergara
Desdemona

Charlie Sheen
Mr. President

Lady Gaga
La Camaleón

Antonio Banderas
El Camaleón 4

Walton Goggins
El Camaleón 1

Cuba Gooding Jr.
El Camaleón 2

Vanessa Hudgens
Cereza

Alexa PenaVega
Killjoy

Marko Zaror
Zaror

Tom Savini
Osiris Amanpour

William Sadler
Sheriff Doakes

Julio Oscar Mechoso
Chepo

Callie Hernandez
Space Babe
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I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture. I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made me squirm in my seat because the where not really funny-violent but just silly-violent. Charlie Sheen as a president was a real really poor choice of actor. Mel Gibson as Voz was better and I have to confess that I do like Michelle Rodriguez. Lady Gaga? Well, “bof” as the French say. Machete himself, which to me was one of the main reasons for watching the movie, was also a bit of a disappointment. He walked through the movie like he was just boored being on the set. There was never any real spark. At the end of the movie I have to say that I felt a little disappointed. As I wrote, I did like it but it never reached the levels of enjoyment that I hoped for.
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