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Siskel and Ebert said this was the worst movie they had ever seen and one of them was so depressed. They wanted to stop watching movies. So naturally, I had to check it out. The opening scene set the standard, a low brow comedy, so I wasn’t expecting much. However I was surpri…
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Frozen Assets
“She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!”
36%
Movie
1h 36m
AI Analysis
Frozen Assets (1992) — AI movie analysis
WatchMind AI generated this AI analysis of Frozen Assets (1992) — a movie tagged as Comedy with funny moods and steady pacing.
Story & themes: Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile,… Our models also surface themes such as ai from synopsis and genre signals.
Watch context: Best suited for date night and casual background watching. Expect steady storytelling (~96 min).
Community signal: TMDb members rate Frozen Assets 36% (13 votes) — polarizing or niche appeal for this movie.
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Synopsis
Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
Quick facts
- Type
- Movie
- Status
- Released
- Release date
- 1992-10-23
- Runtime
- 1h 36m
- TMDB rating
- 3.6
- TMDB ID
- 117773
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Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets th... This is the official synopsis available via TMDb community metadata.
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Cast
Shelley Long
Dr. Grace Murdock
Corbin Bernsen
Zach Shepard
Teri Copley
Peaches
Larry Miller
Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman
Mrs. Patterson
Jeanne Cooper
Zach Shepard's mother
Jenifer Lewis
Jomisha
Paul Sand
McTaggert
Gerrit Graham
Lewis Crandall
John Asher
Bobby Murdock
Matt Clark
J.F. Hughes
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John Bloom
Ed Walker
Sara Ballantine
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Michelle Guthrie
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Siskel and Ebert said this was the worst movie they had ever seen and one of them was so depressed. They wanted to stop watching movies. So naturally, I had to check it out. The opening scene set the standard, a low brow comedy, so I wasn’t expecting much. However I was surprised at the number of chuckles I got. No outright laughing and jumping for joy, but generally fun. The ridiculous in the end, seem quite different than the majority of the movie, but I think it fit , and this is exactly the type of movie I would be looking for on TV at 2 AM if this were 20 years ago.
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